Bear opens car for Chicken McNuggets

(AP Photo/LaPresse)

NEW MEXICO – A starving bear tore open a car in the Gila Wilderness in New Mexico because it could smell Chicken McNuggets, reports  ”The way the metal of the car was peeled back, you could see the power of the animal” said local bookshoop owner Dennis O’Keefe.  ”It must’ve been starving to death.”